Tiger may finally be out of the Woods, at least for now
By: Alex Jacques
Issue date: 2/26/10 Section: Sports
Of all the significant, relevant pieces of news this week, it only makes sense that what we all focused on in the news was the most awkward 'press conference' in the history of television.
Forget the fact that Tiger Woods had the proverbial 'deer in the headlights' look for 15 minutes straight, an unconfirmed Guinness World Record. Forget the fact that this 'press conference' had a scant two cameras, a handful of media personnel and a bunch of Tiger's buddies there for support. Forget the fact that he didn't even allow questions.
What's important here is that he at least did something.
Sure, we all wish we knew what is going on inside Tiger's head.
Is he being sincere? Is this just yet another cover-up? Did he walk behind that blue curtain and proceed to cheat on his wife again?
All of these are questions that we want answered.
Since that isn't going to happen anytime soon, we have to work with what we have. I don't want to speak for anybody else, but I know that anytime a man who got caught having at least 16 affairs comes out to speak, I am going to listen.
But what did he really tell us, if anything?
Well, quite a lot, actually. Here are some of the things I heard Tiger actually say during his press conference last Friday:
What he said: "Good morning, and thank you for joining me. Many of you in this room are my friends. Many of you in this room know me. Many of you have cheered for me or you've worked with me or you've supported me."
What he meant: "Man, I am so glad that I got to choose who came to this thing. Don't worry guys, lunch is on me after this."
What he said: "I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife Elin and to my children."
What he meant: "Haha, the joke's on you! I'm not actually going to tell you anything!"
What he said: "Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior."
Forget the fact that Tiger Woods had the proverbial 'deer in the headlights' look for 15 minutes straight, an unconfirmed Guinness World Record. Forget the fact that this 'press conference' had a scant two cameras, a handful of media personnel and a bunch of Tiger's buddies there for support. Forget the fact that he didn't even allow questions.
What's important here is that he at least did something.
Sure, we all wish we knew what is going on inside Tiger's head.
Is he being sincere? Is this just yet another cover-up? Did he walk behind that blue curtain and proceed to cheat on his wife again?
All of these are questions that we want answered.
Since that isn't going to happen anytime soon, we have to work with what we have. I don't want to speak for anybody else, but I know that anytime a man who got caught having at least 16 affairs comes out to speak, I am going to listen.
But what did he really tell us, if anything?
Well, quite a lot, actually. Here are some of the things I heard Tiger actually say during his press conference last Friday:
What he said: "Good morning, and thank you for joining me. Many of you in this room are my friends. Many of you in this room know me. Many of you have cheered for me or you've worked with me or you've supported me."
What he meant: "Man, I am so glad that I got to choose who came to this thing. Don't worry guys, lunch is on me after this."
What he said: "I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife Elin and to my children."
What he meant: "Haha, the joke's on you! I'm not actually going to tell you anything!"
What he said: "Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior."
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